I need a category denoting Only in Texas for this one…
Took the Scientist to the Donut Palace this morning. The Architect’s friend called and invited him to the woods to run around earlier in the morning, so it was just the two of us for breakfast.
Sitting there, he says, “Do you think in my lifetime, they will ever get around to creating a steak donut?
Me, “A steak donut?”
Scientist, “Yes. A steak donut.”
Me, ” ? ”
Scientist, “I don’t know why they don’t have them already.”
Me, “Where would you put the steak?”
Scientist, “England? NO! Kentucky, right?”
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December 7th, 2008 at 11:12 am
? I wonder what would happen if your Scientist and my Queen of Obvious ever made babies together? Can you imagine the bizaritude that would commence?
December 7th, 2008 at 11:24 am
Holder, I’m thinking the crazies will have taken me over by then. Might be entertaining. Does she have a dowry?
December 7th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
“Whence cometh the lad’s randomness?” one wonders.
December 8th, 2008 at 5:28 am
Yeah, the dowry? 33 obsolete computers and all the Christmas lights you can carry! Plus lots of time with me…
December 8th, 2008 at 8:13 pm
Steak Doughnuts. An idea whose time has come.
December 9th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
That would have to take at least 5 years off your life.
December 12th, 2008 at 12:27 am
I dunno…. I think the strangest idea I’d ever come across was a sign by a kolache shop advertising Fajita kolaches…which would make them Chec/Tex-Mex.
Try saying that three times fast..
December 12th, 2008 at 7:16 pm
Wow… random.
PS. I love the word DORKCHOP! lol