Linda is back. And she is sorely dissappointed in you roaming jack-offs. Considering the sick, demented, twisted, unsavory search word combinations that brought you here, you surely could at least take your hands off your genitals long enough to type a simple comment in the comment box. I know you’re literate, however lacking in the spelling department.
Where has common decency gone? And why do I even have to ask?
And isn’t it ironic that half of them, er, you, come here looking for free panty? Listen up, wandering cyber trolls, I am the anti-porn in real life. I will make your privates shrivel up and fall off at one glance. It’s my Medusa complex, my most sacred super power. Think of it as an impotency forcefield. I can’t help myself.
And the fact is, I enjoy shutting you down. I do. It is the makings of AAA day in my world. So if you really want to charm me, if you really want see some hard core anti-porn, just sniff up this skirt. I dare you. I think I could traumatize you into a somewhat permanent state. Hey, I’ve done it before. And that’s without having nary a photoshop skill, not a one.
And this post has so little to do with it’s original intent that I’m having trouble circling the wagons here at the end. Suffice it to say I am in no mood to talk tenderly to you now that I see what brought you here. I’m in kill mode, so keep your hands where I can see ‘em and your freaky psychotic sexual phraseology to yourself. Unless of course it’s really psychotic sexual phraseology and then I want it in the comments, and not my referral log. You have been warned.
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November 22nd, 2008 at 5:33 pm
As someone, a girl someone who got here via her Reader, I’m strangely compelled to say something and yet feel that doing so will somehow hurt me, physically. Whatev. Life’s for the living, etc.
November 22nd, 2008 at 5:36 pm
Got here from Grouchy Old Cripple. Hmmmm. Guess I better leave.
November 22nd, 2008 at 7:04 pm
Joan of Argghh!, nah. You family. I love your brand of depravity. I’m not worried about you, it’s the ding dang perverted google referrals. I should have been more clear.
Shannon in AZ, sorry. The timing with Denny was coincidental. My beef is with severely disturbed google searchers. They are my most frequent drop-ins, and some of their searches..I mean, depraved. Sorry about the misunderstanding. Lurky linkees are always welcome here. Come back some time soon.
November 23rd, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Well, I was reading Denny’s and then I got the notion to check and see if you got the kinks out of your place here, not to call you kinky, but I will admit to looking at porn once in a blue moon. I agree with youi, there are a lot of pervs out there.
By the way, I don’t know if you got the repairs done or not, I just learned to hit the stop button on pages that start going nuts like.
November 23rd, 2008 at 5:00 pm
hey,
so you don’t have any bipolar bisexual bilateral-amputee french midget-clown porn showing bunghole bifurcation?
What the hell is this site supposed to be about anyway???
November 23rd, 2008 at 5:06 pm
you know… you keep dressing your site up like this and going out and stuff… it’s… you know… it’s kind of like you’re asking for it. Putting it out there.
November 24th, 2008 at 11:06 am
Baby you know that just ain’t true.
November 25th, 2008 at 11:50 am
Ha…what is worse..what they were looking for or that the search engine directed them here to find what they were looking for?
November 25th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
hell, I came here looking for 14 year old Indian virgin girls..
November 26th, 2008 at 2:04 am
Don’t feel bad about the google oogles… They find my site the dangdest ways too, and you know how G rated my site is… I just look at the search terms and feel sorry for the suckers who were looking for the saddest things, and then found my sorry site.
November 26th, 2008 at 10:16 am
Come on! Where is all tha double anal midget fisting at. Geez I thought you ran a respectable place here.
November 26th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
On a side not did you now that Fat Hairy Bastard and Denise were in town last weekend? I had to chastise him for no beer drinkage with us. Go gripe at him.
November 26th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
What?????? No porn here??!!!
November 28th, 2008 at 8:58 am
Shit… The only reason I stop by is the porn… Porn, porn, porn, porn…
November 29th, 2008 at 8:43 am
But I still
Haven’t found
What I’m looking for.
November 29th, 2008 at 9:55 pm
Ooooh, do say some more!!! I just love pain and humiliation.
December 3rd, 2008 at 12:14 am
Good to see you back up & running, gurl! I’ve missed your rants. Stick around for a while, now, why dontcha?