I’m sorry my blog makes people sick, but in this way it kind of mirrors my life. I do that to people. I really hate the stigma of a virus, though. It’s the scarlet A of our day, I’m branded. SUPERGURL GIVES CREATURE COOTIES THAT WILL KILL YOUR WILL TO LIVE in cyberspace. Or something like that.

Rest assured, the experts are up all hours of the night toiling towards an answer. Wait. Strike that. The experts are actually all getting ready for a pilgrimage to the homeland this weekend. These gatherings around the family tree are known to turn into a drunken house afire with no notice at all. So, there’s actually a relatively fair chance that the ole blog will continue to mess with folks through the weekend. Possibly, even worsening once they conspire around the campfire. I am sorry, really, I am.

7 Responses to ““I am not an animal, I am a human being””

  1. Paul says:

    WTF Supergurl? Fly up here to Seattle and tilt back a few cold ones with me!

  2. Kelly says:

    Cool beans, my super friend. Will you still be sorry if you have…oh an extra caped crusader friend?

  3. Navy CPO says:

    No cooties here. I don’t know who’s complaining.

  4. RedNeck says:

    CPO, everybody +1 is. Trust me on that. I’m workin’ on it, but the origination of the critter in question was bad timing for my personal plans, not to mention my payin’ job… I think I’ve got a plan that’ll work, but nobody wants to talk on the phone tonight to verify for me.

    Doodee happens…

  5. og says:

    Get off your shapely halfmoons and post something new, or I’m gonna send you a picture of myself licking my nipples.

    Trust me, posting something will be cheaper than the therapy you’ll need.

  6. og says:

    I’m not kidding.

  7. CharlieDelta says:

    You were right about the Mozilla, and I’m a jackass Supergurl. You have free reign to kick me in the grapes for my dumbassery!

    Just let me buy you a drink first…

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