My brilliant and beautiful, massively talented blogfry Tammi has something she needs for me to do. A mindless meme post, and I do appreciate. Too brainfried for much else. So here I go with five magical formerly possibly unknown and really unimpressive factoids from the realm of SuperGurl.
You ready? Here’s the rules:
1. Post the rules of the game at the beginning.
2. Each player answers the questions about themselves.
3. At the end of the post, the player then tags five people and posts their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves them a comment, letting them know they’ve been tagged and asking them to read the player’s blog.
4. Let the person who tagged you know when you’ve posted your answer.
(Regufuckulation, even in blogland. Sigh)
Here we go…
What were you doing five years ago?
Five years ago, I had just divorced the year before and moved back home to Texas. My kids were 2 and 4 at the time. I also started my business over from scratch that same year. Had not a one client. Terrified couldn’t cover it. I was numb and therefore, all-powerful. Learning experience for sure, but I don’t want to go back.
What are five things on your to-do list for today?
1) Gratitude
2) Faith Rest Drill (Prosperity Now)
3) Early shut eye
4) Pedicure
5) Love on the chilly willies
What are five snacks you enjoy?
Yo no snacky, but chocolate always makes a nice stand by/stashed surprise.
What are five things you would do if you were a billionaire?
Is this a trick question or something? Not a thing differently except pay for exponentially more deadbeat government leeches.
What are five of your bad habits?
Just five? Oh, I smoke, drink, cackle inappropriately, say the wrong things at the wrong times, and sometimes beat the children. And that’s just on Sundays at church.
What are five places where you have lived?
1) Casper, Wyoming
2) Austin, Texas
3) Houston, Texas
4) Shelbyville, Illinois
5) Pflugerville, Texas
What are five jobs you’ve had?
1) Ice cream scooper
2) All things money
3) Hostess
4) Muffin gurl
5) And I can sleep, change a bed, clean up puke, do a load of laundry and bathe a puny child all at once whenever the opportunity should present itself.
Five people I tag:
1) Kerrcarto
2) Charlie Delta
3) Paul
4) Sohos
5) Count
Get to it, Freaks!
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June 12th, 2008 at 7:55 pm
Does MuffinGirl pay well? Compare and contrast to BunBabe. Also, was Shelbyville next to Springfield?
June 12th, 2008 at 8:20 pm
Cappy
Muffin girl was my summer job at my uncle’s restaurant. It payed awesome, as child labor laws were totally overlooked (I think he w2′d me). I’m guessing I was 12, maybe 13?
As to BunBabe, I remember a lot of comments I didn’t get back then, especially from the bloody mary crowd in the bar. But they did teach me how to work a room, prosperity way back when. Thanks for asking!
Shelbyville was an hour and half from Springfield. Being a non-Illannoyin’ and former Shelbyvillian, I always thought the Jebediah Springfield references were fake-outs to the Lincoln land that is Springfield, Illinois. But my Simpsons Hypothesis: Springfield has to be the most common city name in the US (meaning almost one in every state), and Shelbyville a close second.
June 12th, 2008 at 10:55 pm
Isn’t that a song?? Oh wait, I was thinking Hand JIVE. I see a cover song in my future…
I used to be called Wierd Al Yanksalot.
June 13th, 2008 at 6:35 am
You really ARE SuperGurl!!!
(thanks for playin’ darlin’….)
June 14th, 2008 at 7:12 pm
OK I played along like a good lurker. God I hope none of it gets out.
June 15th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Devastated I am. And I thought you cared enough to at least tag me with a pointless exercise for me to ignore. (I draw back into my shell to go sulk.)
June 15th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
awe, bob, sorry. i will make sure to give you something pointless to ignore very soon. i promise. how could i?
June 15th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Interesting answers. If you do those things on Sundays I’d hate to see Friday nights
June 15th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
hammer, oh, but you will!
June 21st, 2008 at 9:28 pm
BTW — I caught your faith rest reference. (I met the little woman at church in Houston.)