SuperGurl

My brilliant and beautiful, massively talented blogfry Tammi has something she needs for me to do. A mindless meme post, and I do appreciate. Too brainfried for much else. So here I go with five magical formerly possibly unknown and really unimpressive factoids from the realm of SuperGurl.

You ready? Here’s the rules:

1. Post the rules of the game at the beginning.
2. Each player answers the questions about themselves.
3. At the end of the post, the player then tags five people and posts their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves them a comment, letting them know they’ve been tagged and asking them to read the player’s blog.
4. Let the person who tagged you know when you’ve posted your answer.
(Regufuckulation, even in blogland. Sigh)

Here we go…
What were you doing five years ago?

Five years ago, I had just divorced the year before and moved back home to Texas. My kids were 2 and 4 at the time. I also started my business over from scratch that same year. Had not a one client. Terrified couldn’t cover it. I was numb and therefore, all-powerful. Learning experience for sure, but I don’t want to go back.

What are five things on your to-do list for today?

1) Gratitude
2) Faith Rest Drill (Prosperity Now)
3) Early shut eye
4) Pedicure
5) Love on the chilly willies

What are five snacks you enjoy?

Yo no snacky, but chocolate always makes a nice stand by/stashed surprise.

What are five things you would do if you were a billionaire?

Is this a trick question or something? Not a thing differently except pay for exponentially more deadbeat government leeches.

What are five of your bad habits?

Just five? Oh, I smoke, drink, cackle inappropriately, say the wrong things at the wrong times, and sometimes beat the children. And that’s just on Sundays at church.

What are five places where you have lived?

1) Casper, Wyoming
2) Austin, Texas
3) Houston, Texas
4) Shelbyville, Illinois
5) Pflugerville, Texas

What are five jobs you’ve had?

1) Ice cream scooper
2) All things money
3) Hostess
4) Muffin gurl
5) And I can sleep, change a bed, clean up puke, do a load of laundry and bathe a puny child all at once whenever the opportunity should present itself.

Five people I tag:
1) Kerrcarto
2) Charlie Delta
3) Paul
4) Sohos
5) Count

Get to it, Freaks!