Archive for May, 2008

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Yep. Time to walk the plank, mofos. This is the one that didn’t make it into the art fair! Do you get that? Those string clouds are exquisite. He was robbed!

A good parallel story for blown-eyed blodgeland. Sorry so brief. The kids are gone this weekend to their dad’s, but I unfortunately, am having to work. Looks kinda rainy this morning, so I’m thinking my yard will continue to take over.

Went on the Scientist’s field trip yesterday. It was to celebrate the finally of Frog & Toad week. We took a bus out to the historic YO Ranch. Went on a tadpole hunt, and holy moley, did we strike gold. You would have thought they stocked the pond. Would there be any reason to do such a thing? Me thinks it was merely the only water source for miles, but check it~mini picture post:

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    And two full sized finallies, The Motherload frog-toad-are-friends2.JPG

    And is this one sprouting legs already?frog-toad-are-friends1_1.JPG

You asked, go here.

Thanks, Nancy!

linda-danvers.jpgI think it might have been my return flight from the shooting festival last year, but I can’t be sure. I took three long-distance work related trips requiring cross country flights in 2007. I know that’s not exactly a crapload of travel for most people, but it is for me.

And I almost always flew home on a red eye. That is a negative common in single momming it, gotta get the frick home to retrieve the kids. (And while we’re on the subject, I often blame this for my road rage issues, as well.) And the early hour combined with the last leg of a two part journey, makes the specifics a little hard to recollect.

But I was sitting on a plane and I think the hour was in the vicinity of ten am. I am crammed in the very bowels of the plane, just a row or two from the aircrapper, when I look up to see a camo clad soldier heading right down the aisle toward me. As luck would have it, he was in the middle seat right beside me. I thanked him for his service and he refused my thanks whole heartedly.

He told me he was only a contract worker in Iraq, even though the uniforms were similar. He did not want me to confuse him with our soldiers, as he (also) held them in the highest regard and didn’t want anyone to think he fraudulently measured up to the American Soldier’s level of badassery.

He really was humble, crazy humble, which impressed me when I learned he was doing convoy security, or some such. Which if you think back to that time, the first wave of the surge, convoy security seemed to me to be a fairly dangerous place to willingly go. So it made little matter to me who was paying him, his role seemed the same.

And this type of thing never happens to me either, so I was well prepared for disappointment and I got it. No sooner had he become all chatty with me, when he turned and responded to the loud speaker. I missed it, they called out his name and I didn’t hear it, but of course, he did. He was flying stand-by for a passenger who had made it to the gate. They reopened the hatch and escorted my gorgeous flight neighbor away.

Most the other passengers yelled out, “Awe, you can’t do that!” but he was smiling from ear to ear. Just a few air miles from home, he would not have his joy depleted by an expected flight delay. Plus, he had been flying for 24 hours straight from Iraq when I met him. I don’t think a couple more hours mattered much to him.

The crotchety old lady that took his place was little consolation. Although, if experience is any indicator, I should have seen it coming. I’m way more of a grandma magnet than a hot soldier magnet, so it kind of made sense in the end.

Still, why can’t I meet a real man like that? How can anyone’s luck be this bad? You happily marrieds make me want to puke my ever lovin guts up sometimes. The audacity of your nookie satiated lifestyles, you disgust me. I have tried everything and refused nothing. I have been through enough fix-ups, blind dates, and varied internet dating venues to make any grown person throw in the towel for good. It’s way ugly out here in singleland.

Anyway, with reluctance I recently made a conscious effort to venture back out there. It didn’t take but a week to remember why I gave it up the last time. Man, people creep me out so easily online. It’s a wonder I blog at all.

I did meet one diamond in the rough. Unfortunately, though he represented himself as a fireman/paramedic in a neighboring town, it turns out he is working in Afghanistan temporarily. We had been talking back in forth for a couple of weeks before he sent me a recent picture.

It was bothering me how much he reminded me of my brief encounter with my stand-by guy, but I didn’t know how to express it. How do you tell someone that you might be interested in that you once met a guy at the airport for five minutes and you can’t get him off of your mind? Yeah, no red flags there.

So I sat on my hands. Finally, about a week ago, I slipped and told him he reminded me of someone I met briefly once at the airport flying stand-by. He answered almost instantly, “Was it in Houston last year? That happened to me flying home from Iraq last summer.”

Follow up pictures and our joint recollections of the story confirmed it. A year almost has gone by, but it’s him. He comes home in three weeks. I am trying not to overreact. Trying not master plan significance into this remote far-out coincidence, but it’s difficult kids. Cosmically, it’s just too random for me to accept.

It’s that time of year again. Time to toil at the hard summertime labors of our joint venture together, perfecting the blown-eyed gathering. The date, for those of you not paying attention, is JUNE 27th – 29th. Known to freedom lovers everywhere as the weekend before the Fourth of July. Accommodations are getting way tight. If you are interested in attending, leave a comment with your email address and I will get right to you with a response.
hammock.JPGHousekeeping Note #1: Anyone who knows me knows we must be speaking of absolute absurdity if I’m in any sort of charge of the housekeeping.

shumachers-crossing.JPGHousekeeping Note #2: Paul, wow. Thank You. I’m pretty sure that was the nicest comment I’ve ever received in blodge land (Bob was right). I tried to write you but the email bounced back undeliverable. Drop me an email to SuperGurl (at) supergurl.net and I’ll send it on. Until then, consider taking the obvious next step in what will no doubt be an extended relationship with the Blown Eyes, come to a blog meet. It’s practically a recovery session for GOC readers anyway. Kerrcarto and Charlie Delta are coming (Can I get a HELL YEAH on this year’s long distance lurk contingent?). I know you want to. And check that river? Pretty nice even if the people sucked. That goes for all you coded-out non responders. We want to see your smiling faces in Texas.

bridge.JPGHousekeeping Note #3: Leslie, Omnibabe, my beautiful soul sister. I got your surprise in the mail and I’m wearing them right now. Honey, you shouldn’t have, it’s too much, they are beautiful. But thank you, I’m so glad you did, and I couldn’t have picked anything more me if I tried. Love You. Now, look both ways before you cross the street. I mean it, you belong to me.

patio.JPGHousekeeping Note #4: Jim, Jimbo, Jambalaya. I gave your denials serious thought but I think I may have you beat this round. I have your daughter, Jim. That’s right, Twisty. If you ever want to see your little girl smile again, see her light up like she hasn’t since that summer in Austin, I suggest you book some flights and bring your guitar. Free Twisty, Jim, you didn’t raise her to be just another victim of the ugly New Jersey tax structure, a slave to industry. Did you? What the heck are you working so hard for anyway? FREE TWISTY! You just might free yourself in the process. Try.

view-for-the-immobiles.JPGHousekeeping Note #5: No Pets Allowed. I am sorry. I am a dog person myself. But they have just remodeled the property, new carpet, new everything, they were adamant. No pets. I hope this isn’t a dealbreaker for anybody.