SuperGurl

Yep. You read that correctly. YOU, dear reader. It’s YOUR lucky day! A free pair of panties, now heading your way. Now, these are only symbolic in nature, so don’t get yours in a twist. I needed a hook for my title when I came across this:

Hell, yeah! Free panty, people! Rise up! If ever a more genius marketing scheme was hatched, I’d like to see it. Talk about a cure all? Got an ugly appointment to face? Free panty! The doom and gloom of dating life got you down? Free freaking panty! I dare say, there’s not much in life that couldn’t be improved by the mere thought of free panty.

So naturally, as I’ve been stewing on the task of how to raise awareness about our fast approaching blogmeet, I thought it necessary to reach out and grab you. Not just reach out and grab you, but a way to reach out and grab you in exactly the right place.

How about coming to a killer extended drunken barbecue on a beautiful private bank of the Guadalupe River? How about floating the day away under steady sun showers to sing along songs? What about washing away your woes in the crystal blue waters of central Texas? You, my blog brethren, your blown star bastard child is crying for you. Do not deny us your milky teet. We need you, especially You, to come.

And yeah, I know it’s a commitment and all. (Brutal, the c word) It’s happening the weekend before the Fourth of July. I can think of no better place to let your freak flag fly in celebration of all that is independence, and freedom, and beauty. After all, aren’t those the common threads of our kindred tapestry? Are we more than an elastic band of silken tongues? Sharing the fruit of our loons?

Come to Texas. June 27th to 29th. San Antonio is the closest major airport. Blown eye shuttle service available from there. Accommodations have already been arranged for you. For more info and cost, drop me an email at supergurl (at) supergurl.net or speak your beef in the comments. I could give a rip, I’m getting a free panty!

And if all that doesn’t do it for you, I personally will provide yours truly with a fabulous gift of free panty just for coming. I love you that much. So speak up ya’ll. Who’s in?