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Posted by: SuperGurl in Earth Lawyers are Sleazy, SuperGurl's Wurld, Villainy
I did it. I actually did it. Today I cast my vote. Today I made my mark, however minor.
I crossed over. I voted Hillary. There, I said it. I voted Hillary Clinton because I think she is the most divisive force in the Democrap Party, and as a good republican, I’d hate to see her go.
First, can I say that if she wins in November, I will be devastated knowing I played any part. I detest her. I hate her ways. I’m repulsed by all the class warfare. But she’s easy to hate. That’s why I crossed over folks, I did it for you. For the greater good. You’re welcome.
It was traumatizing for me though. I ran into several of the Republican Ladies whom I know quite well. They looked at me as though I were pulling bong hits in a federal courtroom, mouths agape and everything. I said, “I’m being the best conservative I know how to be,” and I meant it, but it felt so wrong. Like, I was begging them for forgiveness. The peer pressure unimaginable, I’m not one of them. I’m not!
I shared my talking points with anyone who would listen. It was like an open mic confessional, if you will. One, screw you, Republican party, for dictating that it all be done, decided, settled before half the country got to vote. Makes me jealous of the Democrats for having a real race. Two, since it’s McCain, I’ll do my part in expressing my disgust by pretending to be a defector this round. So, you don’t want to act like Republicans anymore, well neither do I. You had better get to work on winning me back.
And after they checked my voter registration card and let me pick my ballot vegas style, this bitch behind the table reaches down and stamps “Democrat” on my registration card. Whoa, now, Nelly, you have just really screwed up.
“How dare you?” I asked.
“What?”
“You heard me, how dare you? It’s just a primary, lady, and you can’t call me that.”
“You can cross through it”
“Yes. I can and I will. But please don’t do this to other people, it’s hateful. I thought it was illegal to deface federal documents and you are stamping obscenities all over them? What is wrong with you?”
And with my crazy lady aura still hanging in mid-air, I turned, I voted, and I exited as quickly as possible. But it hurt, it cut me deep. I think Democrats are the most foul, unintelligent folks on the planet. Today, I impersonated one.
I have seen the dark side, people. Please, forgive me.
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February 27th, 2008 at 4:08 am
It was for the greater good. We need her around for shits, giggles and to ensure that democrat internecine combat continues for as long as possible.
February 27th, 2008 at 7:13 am
likely to haunt you for a long time. A week long bender should dissolve all remnants, of such a violation. Take a couple extra showers today, cleanse yourself of the dirtiness. Unfortunately, you’ll probably be reminded of this every time her mug runs across your tv screen. You’ll know as your stomach turns that you voted for her.
Surely, there’s a support group for such a tragedy.
February 27th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
Thank you for your scrifice. I voted for a Democrat once. My neighbor was running for coroner. What the hell, he gave me a beer and asked for my vote. It was just that once though and I still feel dirty.
February 27th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
You did the right thing. She can’t beat McCain, and he can’t beat Obama. We all have to take our lumps sometimes. I thought about registering in California to vote democrat. That way I can vote for all the Crazies in the primaries then screw up their numbers and vote Republican in the regular elections.
February 27th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
I understand and I admire your courage..but how did you manage with out puking while you did it? I’m gonna have a tough enough time pulling the damn lever for McCain without someone having to clean up a mess…
February 27th, 2008 at 9:02 pm
Shit gurl… I feel you pain, but damn… Hillary? Put the pipe and the bottle down for a second. Think about.
Write in “Kucinich”… He don’t stand a snowball’s chance in hell, and that way, neither of the waterheads gets your vote… I’ just sayin’.
That’ll fuck ‘em.
February 28th, 2008 at 5:16 am
Just stopping by to remind you that YOU VOTED FOR HILLARY!!!
February 28th, 2008 at 6:49 pm
“pulling bong hits in a federal courtroom” BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I voted for a Dimocrat once. It was when Cynthia McCommie was my congresscritter. This was before she hit the security dude with the cellphone. This was after 9/11 when she said that Bush knew about it. Lots of Republicans in Dunwoody crossed over and voted against her in the primary. She lost but it wasn’t us that did it. It was blacks in her district who were ashamed of her. Then, two years later, they voted her back in.
February 29th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
There is no way I could refer to myself as a democrat even for a worthy cause
I just held my nose and voted for the manchurian candidate
February 29th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
I haven’t voted yet, but I’m seriously considering taking that bullet to the chest myself. None of the Republican slots down the ballot are contested, so there’s no reason to waste my vote in the Republican primary. I just hope Jesus doesn’t come while I’m standing in the polling place.
March 5th, 2008 at 1:15 am
Looks like your evil scheme paid off. In Texas, anyways!